Preposterous Mystery Box
Here's where things get interesting. We'll stuff a mystery box with item(s) totaling at least a suggested retail price of $450 and send your way. Because of the nature of this mysterious opportunity, all items are final sale.
Maybe follow up with your belt size and shirt size via email - email@example.com. There's no guarantees you'll get those items, but if you do, at least they'll fit.