Moderate Mystery Box
Are you more of a gambler? This moderately sized mystery will bring an even larger reward. We'll stuff a mystery box with item(s) totaling at least a suggested retail price of $125 and send your way. Because of the nature of this mysterious opportunity, all items are final sale.
Maybe follow up with your belt size and shirt size via email - email@example.com. There's no guarantees you'll get those items, but if you do, at least they'll fit.